Politicians and their comic book counterparts

top: Ron Paul bottom:Green Arrow
























Why?: Because both are libertarians, and perhaps even conspiracy theorists who don't trust the government at all or any figure more powerful than they are even they themselves are much more powerful than the common person.


Now to point out the obvious
top: Al Gore bottom: Captain Planet


























Why?: Is this joke not obvious?


top:Hillary Clinton bottom: Mystique(I know the face is kind of funny in this pic no clue why)
























why?: They changed based on how it benefits them.


top: John Mccain bottom: The Incredible Hulk





























why?: You wouldn't like him when he's angry


top: Mike Huckabee bottom: Spiderman


























why?: They both actually have a sense of humor

top:Barack Obama bottom:Green Lantern





























why:? A. they both talk the same B. They're the only black people on their team

People with buggy's who think they own the world

So this past Saturday I went to Sam's and was shocked at how many people almost ran over me. It's becoming a tragic trend now that people with carts think they have some sort of special privilege over people who are just walking and came to pick up a few things. Maybe it's the fact they are buying more crap that they think they own the world. Perhaps their screaming kids are distracting them thus making them unaware that they are about to hit somebody. Or maybe they're just rude based on the fact they want to. I don't know the answer to that, but I do know one thing, it's freaking annoying. We need a solution and we need a solution soon, perhaps giving every pedestrian hand grenades to put in people's shopping carts will work.

Heelies

These should be banned, Not only are they a bad idea, but the kids who wear them are both annoying as crap and inconsiderate. I can count various times where I've nearly been clobbered by some little punk on heelies. The most recent took place in the local Pizza Hut, I was just minding my business walking out of the bathroom back to my seat, when I'm about to get hit by this kid in heelies, the kid stops, right in front of the waitress, who is carrying a tray of drinks and nearly topples with the drinks pouring onto the floor, luckily the waitress must have been trained for such events and evaded the evil child with grace.


Who wants to join my protest to get these banned? I'm figuring we can carry signs like "Heelies go to hell!" or something along the lines of that.


Also this is my first blog of 2008.

Jesus Action figure

new Jesus action figure has 23 action poses and karate chop action and 500 action phrases
how much would you expect to pay for this $100? $500? no! $20 at target

Customer service

So this past Sunday I was going to wal-mart.(the home to many of these blog inspirations) I was planning on getting a coke, well at the machines it's $1 instead of a $1.19 plus tax. I figured I was going to buy one from the machine, so I go to the 1st machine, broken, the 2nd, also broken, so I go to the 3rd and last machine, I put my money in the machine, and press the proper buttons AND THE FREAKING MACHINE GOT STUCK!!!!!!! Needless to say, I was ticked. I go to the greeter and tell her what happens and so she tells me to go to the customer service desk. I go to the customer service desk, stand in line for 15 minutes to get my $1 back. I then proceed to the checkout to buy a coke for 30+ cents more and of course I get caught behind the guy who's like 400 years old and forgets how to work the register, and spend another 10 minutes in line. All this for a bottle of coke ha ha ha.

cussing in front of people you don't know

Also while in wal-mart we had the problem of random people cussing while talking to us, so if you cuss and you feel the urge to cuss in a conversation, make sure you know the person first

talking to random people

Ok, so this past Sunday we went to the wal-mart in Phenix City and it seems that everybody was in the mood for talking, we didn't know any of those people and they all seemed to want to talk to us, in this day and age talkign to people you don't know just out of the blue is downright freaky