Politicians and their comic book counterparts

top: Ron Paul bottom:Green Arrow
























Why?: Because both are libertarians, and perhaps even conspiracy theorists who don't trust the government at all or any figure more powerful than they are even they themselves are much more powerful than the common person.


Now to point out the obvious
top: Al Gore bottom: Captain Planet


























Why?: Is this joke not obvious?


top:Hillary Clinton bottom: Mystique(I know the face is kind of funny in this pic no clue why)
























why?: They changed based on how it benefits them.


top: John Mccain bottom: The Incredible Hulk





























why?: You wouldn't like him when he's angry


top: Mike Huckabee bottom: Spiderman


























why?: They both actually have a sense of humor

top:Barack Obama bottom:Green Lantern





























why:? A. they both talk the same B. They're the only black people on their team

People with buggy's who think they own the world

So this past Saturday I went to Sam's and was shocked at how many people almost ran over me. It's becoming a tragic trend now that people with carts think they have some sort of special privilege over people who are just walking and came to pick up a few things. Maybe it's the fact they are buying more crap that they think they own the world. Perhaps their screaming kids are distracting them thus making them unaware that they are about to hit somebody. Or maybe they're just rude based on the fact they want to. I don't know the answer to that, but I do know one thing, it's freaking annoying. We need a solution and we need a solution soon, perhaps giving every pedestrian hand grenades to put in people's shopping carts will work.

Heelies

These should be banned, Not only are they a bad idea, but the kids who wear them are both annoying as crap and inconsiderate. I can count various times where I've nearly been clobbered by some little punk on heelies. The most recent took place in the local Pizza Hut, I was just minding my business walking out of the bathroom back to my seat, when I'm about to get hit by this kid in heelies, the kid stops, right in front of the waitress, who is carrying a tray of drinks and nearly topples with the drinks pouring onto the floor, luckily the waitress must have been trained for such events and evaded the evil child with grace.


Who wants to join my protest to get these banned? I'm figuring we can carry signs like "Heelies go to hell!" or something along the lines of that.


Also this is my first blog of 2008.