Jesus Action figure

new Jesus action figure has 23 action poses and karate chop action and 500 action phrases
how much would you expect to pay for this $100? $500? no! $20 at target

Customer service

So this past Sunday I was going to wal-mart.(the home to many of these blog inspirations) I was planning on getting a coke, well at the machines it's $1 instead of a $1.19 plus tax. I figured I was going to buy one from the machine, so I go to the 1st machine, broken, the 2nd, also broken, so I go to the 3rd and last machine, I put my money in the machine, and press the proper buttons AND THE FREAKING MACHINE GOT STUCK!!!!!!! Needless to say, I was ticked. I go to the greeter and tell her what happens and so she tells me to go to the customer service desk. I go to the customer service desk, stand in line for 15 minutes to get my $1 back. I then proceed to the checkout to buy a coke for 30+ cents more and of course I get caught behind the guy who's like 400 years old and forgets how to work the register, and spend another 10 minutes in line. All this for a bottle of coke ha ha ha.

cussing in front of people you don't know

Also while in wal-mart we had the problem of random people cussing while talking to us, so if you cuss and you feel the urge to cuss in a conversation, make sure you know the person first

talking to random people

Ok, so this past Sunday we went to the wal-mart in Phenix City and it seems that everybody was in the mood for talking, we didn't know any of those people and they all seemed to want to talk to us, in this day and age talkign to people you don't know just out of the blue is downright freaky

For all ladies

here's a sequel to "For all men"


A little perfume here and there is fine and dandy, but please do not put a freaking gallon of perfume on, it's not attractive, it's just nauseating, so please, learn a little thing called moderation instead of intoxication.

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

This is me as me and Micah were left alone to keep the fire going.

I learned how to put out fire without water if it falls out of the barrel.

I now have a nice sized blister on my big toe.

Turns out there's a burn ban effective in Phenix City due to environmental reason, even if it's in a barrel.
And remember kids, if you need a more effective fire, use the black felt roofing paper.

*evil laughter*

Friends, don't let friends type like a drunk.

We have a terrible epidemic sweeping the internet these days. Far more dominant than any profanity or down-right jerkiness. It's usually found in chatrooms, on myspace, and IM convos. Here is an example. "Hi how r u? a/s/l? do u hav a g/f? OMG! u r single? can i b ur gf?" That is why I hate the internet. You're downright annoyingness makes the internet almost not worth going on. I mean how hard is it to use a little grammar? Here is a list of the proper way to spell some things I see commonly mispelled online.


Their: Belonging to them.
They're: They Are.
There: At that place.

R: The 19th letter of the alphabet.
Are: To exist.(according to dictionary.com)

U: The 22nd letter of the alphabet.
You: Do I need to say?

Red: A color.
Read: past tense of read

I encourage all of you to pay a bit more attention to your grammar and together we can help stop this disease from spreading any further than it has already.

For all men

Alright so I go to shows at this place called The Core in Columbus GA. If you have ever been to the Core you will notice that there are an abundance of men who look like women, me and a few of my friends refer to these he-she's as "thingies" based on the fact that you can never tell what the crap they are except for one or two minor details they forgot to adjust. This may be why they don't have many outdoor metal concerts, because poor Bobby's makeup might run.

Guys, God made you look like a man for a reason. Put on some jeans, and I mean man jeans, not those little girly jeans with the sequins in the butt pocket or something. Despite what girls may say, makeup on guys does not look cool. Another thing, if you're going to try to pull this off, make sure to pay attention to every detail, I mean shave the mustache man, it really does not decieve us.