Friday, May 11, 2007

For all men

Alright so I go to shows at this place called The Core in Columbus GA. If you have ever been to the Core you will notice that there are an abundance of men who look like women, me and a few of my friends refer to these he-she's as "thingies" based on the fact that you can never tell what the crap they are except for one or two minor details they forgot to adjust. This may be why they don't have many outdoor metal concerts, because poor Bobby's makeup might run.

Guys, God made you look like a man for a reason. Put on some jeans, and I mean man jeans, not those little girly jeans with the sequins in the butt pocket or something. Despite what girls may say, makeup on guys does not look cool. Another thing, if you're going to try to pull this off, make sure to pay attention to every detail, I mean shave the mustache man, it really does not decieve us.

6 comments:

Dessy said...

Dude. Just because they want to look the way they do, doesn't give you the right to tell them it's wrong.

And plenty of guys do look cool in make-up. Besides, if they're wearing it despite how much they get made fun of by other guys, chances are, they really like wearing it and your opinion isn't gonna change that.

So keep that in mind when you go bashing people for the way they dress, okay?

<3;
Dessy

rawrawkaholic said...

chill, I meant like the dudes who wear skirts, dye their hair like blond or whatevr, grow it out, wear makeup and then go holding hands with fellow "thingies" ha haha

SnealyNinja said...

Thingies = ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Make a good choice, don't be a thingy. I can see the ads now.

Dessy said...

I know, but still. Even if they do choose to wear skirts and do whatever else, you don't have the right to criticize them for that. =/

<3;
Dessy

rawrawkaholic said...

it's unbiblical so technically I do have an obligation to correct this problem, not to mention this blog is entirely humor, I make jokes about things from mullets to wallet chains so it's not like i'm being discriminative or anything

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I agree with Josh. Some guys need to stop dressing/acting like girls, grow up, and be the MEN that God created them to be.

Jackie